…my roommate, Raylyn.

Here's her status update from this afternoon:

Today
at work I had to change the toilet paper in the bathroom. A woman let me in. Instead of leaving while I changed the roll, she stood
behind me. Topless. In her 64 year-old nakedness. I then had to help her
put on a shirt because she didn't know how to put it on correctly. I
see this woman every DAY. Just …another day in the life of your friendly neighborhood barista.

OUT OF CONTROL!