Memoirs of a Redhead

My roommate, Jen, sent me an email today.  This is what it said…

i had a funny dream about you last
night.   you were secretly dating a guy and you wouldn’t tell me who
he was or anything about him-and i was so upset cause you wouldn’t tell
me.  in the dream, i was hanging out with a couple of other people and they
knew all about him.  his name was ben and he was a state trooper.  so,
if you meet any state troopers named ben, watch out!  🙂

You heard it here, folks! 🙂